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If you love penis or have a penis lover in your life, this is the perfect gift to knit up.
Keep your hands warm and cozy with penis mittens! Matches the penis scarf!

Makes a great gag gift too!

Pattern for both male & female sizes. Super easy and quick to knit.

Pattern link is only available for 30 days so please save the document to your computer.

Penis Mitten Pattern

  • THIS IS A KNITTING PATTERN, NOT A PAIR OF MITTENS. There is sometimes confusion when the information is not read.  
    Please pay attention when ordering. I will not be reimbursing if you buy this due to it being a digital pattern. This is a pattern. This is knitting not crochet. This is in patterns section of store. This says pattern in title and in description.   Always feel free to email me ( to check status of actual mitten availablility.

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