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We all have that special someone in our lives that’s an absolute dick head. Now knit them a hat to match their personality! Matches the penis scarf and penis mittens!  Great gag gift!

 You will need to have a basic understanding of knitting in the round, how to increase with make one stitch and color changing.

The link expires in 30 days so please save the pdf to your computer 

Penis Hat Pattern

SKU: 0002001
  • THIS IS A KNITTING PATTERN, NOT A HAT. There is sometimes confusion when the information is not read.  
    Please pay attention when ordering. I will not be reimbursing if you buy this due to it being a digital pattern. This is a pattern. This is knitting not crochet. This is in patterns section of store. This says pattern in title and in description.   Always feel free to email me ( to check status of actual hat availablility.

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